I don't know why, but whenever I'm in this hunched over position my gas gets really bad. Holding it in feels awful so I just let it out if no one is around. I'm painting my nails a metallic rose color and letting out all sorts of farts the entire time. In this position sometimes gas doesn't flow as easy so I have to lift and let it out with a loud rip. I find the muffled farts into the sofa the funniest if you can hear them so you might want to grab some earbuds to enjoy the full volume farting goodness.

I can't stop groaning when the gas backs up, feels like something moving aro... Show more