These pants never stay up. Not even when I'm napping. I wake up and start looking for my slippers with my pants sagging on my ass, booty crack showing and everything. I look under the sofa and find all of my big boys toys so I get on my knees and get to work cleaning them all out so I can find my cozy shoes. As I crouch, jiggle and lay down my pants slip lower until my whole ass is out and you can see my thong tucked between my cheeks. Both beautiful cheeks stay out of my pants until I finally find my slippers and I try to pull them back up and get back to my nap.

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