What can I say, I'm a tease. I know how much you love to watch my toes, especially when they wiggle and scrunch on my hardwood floors. Long, tanned toes can only be elevated with wet hot pink polish. Don't worry, I'm careful not to smudge them as I scrunch all my toes together and drag them across my spotless floors. I wouldn't want to have to touch them up if you made me ruin them. I know you'd enjoy that far too much.