Hey loser! I know you've been begging to go on a date with me for years, so having me finally agree to it must make you elated! Luckily for me, no matter how the night goes, I don't have to settle for your pathetic excuse for a cock. Let's just say it's going to be a double date with 9 throbbing inches of destiny. Don't worry, we won't leave a pathetic cuck like you out. I promise you'll enjoy yourself if you just give it a try.