It's that time of the year again... That's right, It's time for you to show your loyalty and pay up! As your Goddess, I will ignore you and expect you to enjoy it. You will follow these steps you pathetic pig: 1: Purchase this grossly overpriced video. I deserve it, so you'd better not bat an eye at the price. 2: Continue your worship by sending a tribute that truly shows how eager you are to serve me in the New Year. 3: Enjoy as I completely ignore you while reading a magazine. I may even laugh at you and call you pathetic. I'm one hell of an entitled Goddess, and I expect thanks for allowing...

It's that time of the year again... That's right, It's time for you to show your loyalty and pay up! As your Goddess, I will ignore you and expect you to enjoy it. You will follow these steps you pathetic pig: 1: Purchase this grossly overpriced video. I deserve it, so you'd better not bat an eye at the price. 2: Continue your worship by sending a tribute that truly shows how eager you are to serve me in the New Year. 3: Enjoy as I completely ignore you while reading a magazine. I may even laugh at you and call you pathetic. I'm one hell of an entitled Goddess, and I expect thanks for allowing you to even watch me ignore you. This new year, I OWN your bank account piggy. (higher quality version also available in store)