I have acquired someone smaller than me and I fully intend to use him in every way I can while I have him in my possession! Standing at 4 foot something, does it matter next to the Golden Amazon? I show you how he compares to me in most ways; height, feet, hands, legs, and whatever else I can think of while humiliating this "Patient" with my height. Could you measure up to me?

I have acquired someone smaller than me and I fully intend to use him in every way I can while I have him in my possession! Standing at 4 foot something, does it matter next to the Golden Amazon? I show you how he compares to me in most ways; height, feet, hands, legs, and whatever else I can think of while humiliating this "Patient" with my height. Could you measure up to me?