Get your ass into my office and shut the door! What the hell is this report supossed to be? It's! I gave you this assignment one week ago and told you to have it on my desk by this morning and THIS is what you hand me?! Not only is it, but I know you had your secretary write it for you while you left work early and went out drinking every night. You have two choices: be fired right now OR get on your hands and knees and grovel at my feet. You have 10 seconds to decide...good. Now beg me to let your worthless ass keep your job and while you're begging I want you to kiss my shoes. All of my empl... Show more