Omg! Do you know what my friend emailed me today? A picture of your cock! After months of hitting on her and bragging to everyone about what a fabulous lover you are she finally went ot with you. She said it was the biggest dissapointment ever - with the smallest asset ever. The photo she sent me was so pitiful I laughed so hard I cried! You have the ittiest bittiest cock I've ever seen. It sort of resembles a belly button. Now we're sendig it out to all of our other friends so they can laugh at your expense.