You are always so much fun...while I bring you to your knees to gaze upon me while I berate you incessantly and remind you of your worth, or lack there of. You are nothing but a little jester when i’m bored, and you’re more than happy to assist in my fleeting and mean domination for the mere minutes I remember you even exist. Serve me for these precious few minutes, and succumb to my greatness by accepting your weakness.