You want to belong, to be my pet. Now take some lessons from my sweet kitty to properly fit into my life. I give you step by step instructions, rapidly escalating the ante and dehumanizing you more and more..after all, you are my kitty cat now, right? Don't you want my petting, attention, care? Then do as I instruct so that you can be my little minion forever. Obedient pets are the ONLY kind I keep.