You've lead a useless life..with zero meaning or purpose, until now. I instruct you on how to change that, by being my human wallet 7 days a week. Every day you will wake to serve me, and empty your bank account a little more each day to make me a happy princess. I know how to spend your money better than you. I don't care if you have to get another job to support my habits, so get ready to be my pay pig! Oink oink :D