I'm not an idiot, but it sure seems you are..the thing is, well, I have some confessions. This will be the first in a stream of many confessionals to prep you for the reality which is your life..instead of the very chaotic existence you've been oblivious to for oh so long. I have yet to be monogamous while we've been married..and why? Because you are a boring husband! I'm horny and at home all the time, what else would I be doing? Here's to the first tale of an extra-marital affair, i'm sure your shock will outweigh your anger as usual, being the beta male you always are...it's unfortunate ... Show more