Preacher boy, you’ve lost your way. I’ve wooed you away from your flock and am going to welcome you into a new faith...MINE. The Kingdom of Kerri welcomes all “sinners” like you with easy persuasion, including, but not limited to, erections, ejaculation, and tithing for Goddess. Convert to worshiping the rightful creator of all things devilish, or I will have to inform your flock that you’ve been beating your sinful flesh to the new “Parishioner in the floral dress.”