*FROM A CUSTOM*

You know you have a shrimpy cock, but to make it a full spectrum measurement, i bring an array of dildos out to give you a proper cock rating, with tributes to match worth. You know you don’t have what it takes to please ME, but do you have what it takes to even please yourself? Perhaps you’re overdue for more celibacy and chastity...after your wallet has reflected your pathetic dick status.