You've never experienced a woman, and you never will. Your hand is your wife, and always will be. Until I came along to control you, that is. You need me to be guided through your loserdom, and what better treatment that to verbally humiliate the life out of you, while I make fun of your pathetic, lonely dick? I tease you with my sexy dress, and panties, which is more than you could ever hope for offline, and instruct you on how to behave moving forward. You're mine, and without me you're nothing more than a drastic smear on the male image.