What a sad sack of scum you are...which is quite ironic, eh? Time to strap your big boy diaper on and get to your new way of life. I instruct your every moment moving forward with your newfound identity, embracing your pathetic lack of intelligence and life experience by physically embodying the state of your formative mind. You're forever a hopeless, sad, childish shell of a human. Enjoy, trash-pants loser.