You so desperately want to please me, but you never will. That's why i'm giving your fat ass a purpose- to aid me in my bratty finances! You're a habitual loser, and will never amount to anything, so you might as well pony up and please me. I give you various visuals you're sure to not forget, all while telling you what a disgusting piece of trash you are, and obviously reiterating how unattainable we both know I am. Enjoy serving me, it's the closest you'll ever get to me, after all.