You so desperately want to please me, but you never will. That's why i'm giving your fat ass a purpose- to aid me in my bratty finances! You're a habitual loser, and will never amount to anything, so you might as well pony up and please me. I give you various visuals you're sure to not forget, all while telling you what a disgusting piece of trash you are, and obviously reiterating how unattainable we both know I am. Enjoy serving me, it's the closest you'll ever get to me, after all.

You so desperately want to please me, but you never will. That's why i'm giving your fat ass a purpose- to aid me in my bratty finances! You're a habitual loser, and will never amount to anything, so you might as well pony up and please me. I give you various visuals you're sure to not forget, all while telling you what a disgusting piece of trash you are, and obviously reiterating how unattainable we both know I am. Enjoy serving me, it's the closest you'll ever get to me, after all.