You don't deserve anything, yet you have me in front of you reminding you of it, so that's something, right? That dicklette of yours is officially off limits, while you watch my writhe, tease, and verbally demo*lish you. As long as you know your place, you're welcome to continue looking at me in my sheer, naughty lingerie, while you helplessly grapple with your newfound celibacy.