To call you a "short stack" would be like calling a mouse "tiny." Women like "tall, dark, and handsome" guys, remember? You're utterly useless and irrelevant by your height alone, let alone the thoughts that go through my head about your dick size. Ew. I'll stick with real men and you'll keep jerking off to me with the thought of us together, imagining you had the chance to touch a woman you didn't have to pay for to overlook your drastic disadvantage in the aesthetic department.