Hey, coach! Did you miss your favorite cheerleader? I know you did! You love to watch me...whether it's primping in class, during practice, or looking up my pleated skirt on top of the pyramid. What a pervert! I know that you want to be with me, obviously, so what are we going to do about it? I need that A for my GPA to be perfect, and I know that you'll do whatever it takes to keep me happy and quiet...won't you?