Tiny. Useless. Pathetic. Yep,i’m talking about that thing you call your “dick.” What a sad excuse it is for one. A jerk is what you want, and you might as well, while I put you in your place and remind you of your lack of utility in the bedroom department. It feels good to come to terms with your reality, doesn’t it?

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Tiny. Useless. Pathetic. Yep,i’m talking about that thing you call your “dick.” What a sad excuse it is for one. A jerk is what you want, and you might as well, while I put you in your place and remind you of your lack of utility in the bedroom department. It feels good to come to terms with your reality, doesn’t it?

Social Media:

—> Twitter: AT realkerriking and AT kerripromo

Amazon Wishlist: