It's that time again! You need to play clean up on my wishlist, and spoil me with stuff I don't really need. Why? Well, because that's your job, stupid! My human wallet knows his role, doesn't he? Now run along and find your credit card, so that you can properly serve me and have a purpose for waking up today.

It's that time again! You need to play clean up on my wishlist, and spoil me with stuff I don't really need. Why? Well, because that's your job, stupid! My human wallet knows his role, doesn't he? Now run along and find your credit card, so that you can properly serve me and have a purpose for waking up today.