(from a custom)

You're weak. Scrawny. Pathetic. I'm strong. Hot. Formidable. I take every opportunity to show off my sexy pec bouncing, and arm/chest flexing while instructed you to do the same, with a pathetic result every time. You're so flabby and flimsy that you might as well be a piece of uncooked bacon. My verbal continues as I show off my impeccable figure, while you wallow with your disgusting physique. Worship a truly fit body, you ridiculous weakling.