NONE. You’ll never get laid. Perhaps you tried at one point but now? You’re hopeless. Sexless. As it should be. Pussy isn’t for you, women are above you. Stroke solo, and don’t worry about the semantics of normal male life. You’re never going to have anything except your hand.

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NONE. You’ll never get laid. Perhaps you tried at one point but now? You’re hopeless. Sexless. As it should be. Pussy isn’t for you, women are above you. Stroke solo, and don’t worry about the semantics of normal male life. You’re never going to have anything except your hand.

Follow me on Twitter!: AT realkerriking and AT kerripromo