You're an old fuck, what's new? Did you truly think you had a chance with a woman not even a third of your age, when I can have any younger guy that I want? Obviously the phrase "tall, dark, and handsome" doesn't include "ancient," does it? It's not your fault that you're an antique; promise! My verbal humiliation is the best thing that's happened to you in decades...you're welcome.

You're an old fuck, what's new? Did you truly think you had a chance with a woman not even a third of your age, when I can have any younger guy that I want? Obviously the phrase "tall, dark, and handsome" doesn't include "ancient," does it? It's not your fault that you're an antique; promise! My verbal humiliation is the best thing that's happened to you in decades...you're welcome.