You will never get laid, and that’s hardly the entirety of your pathetic life. An embarrassing social life, bank account, and well...constant life of pumping has rendered you undateable. You’re a laughing stock & it’s time to accept that no one wants YOU, let alone your mediocre dick. Jerk to your failure of a life- it’s not like you have anything better to do!

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