You poor little frenzied pumper. You’ve been jonesing for me in shiny, and have desperately craved my guidance to simp as hard as last session again. Fear not, you’re going to ruin it again for me. Jerking is easy, ignoring the urge to jerk to completion is a task. With this tiny metallic bikini of mine today, you’ll be happy to oblige any instructions I give you, however. Let’s get you cranked, dopey, and thirsty for another O, OR TWO, shall we?

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