You've been celibate for years, not by choice, of course. You're officially a reborn virgin! Why not let me make fun of your tiny little pindick while we are at it? You don't deserve a woman like me, but you obviously jump at the chance to let me humiliate you..because it's attention, right? LOL. I encourage you to give up on your quest for pussy and concede to defeat, all while reminding you that your pathetic prick isn't going to garner any admiration anyways. Happy tweeze.. I mean, jerking!

(FROM A CUSTOM)