Another holiday for you to attempt to justify your alco/holism, how cute. Don't worry, i'll always be here to extor/t it. I give you a harsh series of drin/king tasks, all while mindfucking your psyche beyond recognition. From my superior attitude, to my sexy velvet dress and even more sultry, micro panties, you're lost without my direction. I spend your money better than you anyways. Why pretend to resist sober when you can adhere while trashed? Happy St Patricks Day to me!

Another holiday for you to attempt to justify your alco/holism, how cute. Don't worry, i'll always be here to extor/t it. I give you a harsh series of drin/king tasks, all while mindfucking your psyche beyond recognition. From my superior attitude, to my sexy velvet dress and even more sultry, micro panties, you're lost without my direction. I spend your money better than you anyways. Why pretend to resist sober when you can adhere while trashed? Happy St Patricks Day to me!