Time to sniff, worship, and clean my beautiful Goddess feet. Aren't you delighted? I'm too busy and frankly, self involved, to give my precious feet a wipe down, so I let you lick them clean after I trample my floor, leaving them pristine and flawless as usual. You love being at my feet, where you belong, and serving your Queen. Good boy, look up at me with gratitude on your face, and don't open your mouth until I give it a purpose.