OF COURSE it’s cheating, dummy. Such a ridiculous simp to pretend like it’s anything but...then again, who cares? You’re here, you’re hard, and i’m not going to tell anyone, will I ? She would definitely leave you if she found out, just like a physical affair, but it’s worth the risk, isn’t it? Stroke to me, your ultimate fantasy girl...and the other woman.

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