It's true, you loathe me as much as you love me. My brattiness has reached an all-time high, and although you are jealous of my life, you are turned on by my perfection, and how I simply get whatever I want, when I want. As I rub your loserdom further down your throat, I boast of my greatness, while you struggle with your hard, pathetic prick...desperately wanting a jerk.