After a long day of work, I come home excited to play with my little man. After all, I haven't seen him all day, and some affection is just what I need. I get home and immediately go to his cage. *Gasp* He's escaped....again! I search all over my room for him, taunting him loudly as I do so, knowing he can hear me. I bend over to look under my bed, and low and behold, who should I find but my bad little man. I ask him, how many times will he try to escape? I tell him how I'm going to have to come up with new and creative ways to punish him every time he escapes. Starting today, hahahahaha

After a long day of work, I come home excited to play with my little man. After all, I haven't seen him all day, and some affection is just what I need. I get home and immediately go to his cage. *Gasp* He's escaped....again! I search all over my room for him, taunting him loudly as I do so, knowing he can hear me. I bend over to look under my bed, and low and behold, who should I find but my bad little man. I ask him, how many times will he try to escape? I tell him how I'm going to have to come up with new and creative ways to punish him every time he escapes. Starting today, hahahahaha