I'm really bored today. I had plans with my friend but she flaked. So I decided to have some fun with my favorite little man. I call up my street pharmacist and got some high grade herbs delivered so we can blaze. Now, I don't know if you used to smoke before you became my pet. But now that you are just a teeny, tiny little thing I'd love to see how high you can get. First I take a nice big puff, inhaling it deep into my lungs before blowing all of the smoke in your face. You stumble just a bit, but I think you like it. You don't even cough for the first two hits. Such a good pet. After ...

I'm really bored today. I had plans with my friend but she flaked. So I decided to have some fun with my favorite little man. I call up my street pharmacist and got some high grade herbs delivered so we can blaze. Now, I don't know if you used to smoke before you became my pet. But now that you are just a teeny, tiny little thing I'd love to see how high you can get. First I take a nice big puff, inhaling it deep into my lungs before blowing all of the smoke in your face. You stumble just a bit, but I think you like it. You don't even cough for the first two hits. Such a good pet. After a few more hits your eyes start to turn red and get a little glossy. I decided that you've had just about enough, and give you your last hit before laying you down.