So today I decided to do a little bit of Spring Cleaning. I went through all of my old clothes from the last few years, checking to see what still fits and what doesn't. As it turns out I have TONS of clothing that I can no longer fit into. Here i am with the tightest pair of pants (which are actually capri pants that I used to wear all of the time just last year) and the tightest shirt that I would find. Watch as I shimmy and shake and squeeze to get the outfit on. I get as much of my fat as I can into the super tight clothes.