You wake up groggy. I sit you up straight as you stare at me in shock. I can see that you are looking around, very confused, since you are so incredibly tiny compared to me. Here's what's happened. I've noticed how much you stare at me at work. I can tell that you have a crush, or more of an....infatuation, with me. So I've decided that you would be the perfect little pet. You've always been so eager to please me, running my errands and fetching me coffee. I love the devotion that you have for me, I've definitely taken notice. You see, I have my own little obsession. I love having pets, but... Show more