I called you over to my place after work to talk to you about your workplace behaviour. There's a couple of points I needed to address. As you're new to our office I understand you may not know all my rules.

Firstly, will never be permitted in my workplace and you need to be put in your place! Understand that I'm far superior than you. Let's go through a few “trust exercises” and teach you a lesson. Although some view these exercises as controversial, I view them as a necessity.

Secondly, the other issue I wanted to bring up was the inappropriate comments you ... Show more