Ya know what's worst than a small dick? A BIG dumb useless dick!

A woman can easily handle the disappointment of a small non-threading penis. It's an easy laugh and leave situation. However, there is nothing worse than a big, dumb, useless dick! At first there is excitement followed by extreme disappointment. I'm sure you're one of these guy with a useless hambone. The motion of the ocean is real and yours induces sea sickness.

You may also be a boner holder who never puts that stupid dick to work. You just crank it every night to my porn with no female contact of any... Show more