JUNE - VIRGIN TAX

It's finally summer and here we are together again. Another month of you alone and pathetic while the dating world is half naked soaking up the sun and fucking to their hearts content.

Summer is an EXTRA special time of year for me because I charge double for losers who can't get laid when everyone is getting laid around them.

This is probably a HARD season for my little virgin boys but I'm here for you. Pay your summer tax and any back taxes you owe and make one woman in your life happy.

Pay Your Back Taxes

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