WOMAN SO DESPERATE TO CONCEIVE, VISITS A GYPSY MYSTIC WHO'S KNOWN FOR HIS UNUSAL TECHNIQUE.

I've tried to get pregnant, I've tried everything and nothing works...I come to you, wise mystic to help me finally conceive. My friend's swear by your mysterious ways and told me you're the only one who can help me. I am skeptical but I am desperate to be swelled up and I'll do anything you say as weird as it may seem. I'm yours for the taking and my pregnancy is in your magical hands. What do I need to do?