So my dumb step dad caught me sexting with my boyfriend and turned me over his knee. Then if things couldn't get any worse the big dummy said I couldn't borrow the car unless I sat on his stupid face! I can't wait until I move out of here and I'm no longer this old mans facesitting slave! Gross! (FACE SITTING, SMOTHER, ASS SMOTHERING, BIG BUTTS, TABOO, YOGA PANTS)