Hey you fucking loser! While you were out working like a bitch boy, your girl called me over to your house and I fucked her on your bed, but not before she took really good care of me and blew my big Italian cock! I came so much it blew out of her nose and all over the place, but she was a good girl and licked it all up before I took her to your bed and fucked her like a real Alpha Male should! So kneel down and worship my massive size 13 double wide dirty Italian soles and jerk off while I tell you all about it!