Who'd of thought it?!

No Vampire fans ever saw this plot twist coming! You read it here first: Dracula's not into the "red stuff" anymore, it's yesterday's news.

After a few decades slumber, the first thing Dracula saw was the feet of Sorceress Morgana Soles. The stank aroma of her rancid toes was more alluring to him than a mass grave of decaying bodies.

It's almost like somebody sprinkled golden showers all over Morganas' arches. So, her "golden arches" we're just what Dracula wanted to break his fast instead of being munching or a quickie fast food place :) Show more