I'm so excited for our gift exchange! You're going to love what I got you. It's me! I'M the gift! What do you mean "that's not a real gift"? Don't be ungrateful. My body in this lingerie is made to be worshipped. Let's start with the toes and work our way up while I give you jerk off instructions! Happy Holidays!

I'm so excited for our gift exchange! You're going to love what I got you. It's me! I'M the gift! What do you mean "that's not a real gift"? Don't be ungrateful. My body in this lingerie is made to be worshipped. Let's start with the toes and work our way up while I give you jerk off instructions! Happy Holidays!