I show off my even straight teeth to you, before I've brushed them while they are still a little fuzzy from napping - I've been drinking coffee so my tongue and teeth are a little stained. I open my mouth wide and let you peer in, back at my molars and at my throat. I explain that I had a sore throat last week and that my tonsils are still a little swollen from it and let you look in to see my red throat.