I have a drink for you. But there's a reason this glass isn't full yet. I'm going to make it myself, just the way you like it. In fact, I'm going to spit in it until there's enough there that I'm satisfied you'll know exactly how my saliva tastes. I can see you getting hard just thinking about drinking it. I don't know if you've proven yourself enough to justify sacrificing a whole glass of my spit, but there's more than a mouthful here. Go on, gulp it down. More where that came from. Keywords: spit, saliva, tongue, mouth,