I want to step up your total dedication to drinking my spit. A shot glass of spit and my spitting onto your face is all very well... but I want you to really prove how much you love my spit. I've decided everything you drink has to be mixed with my saliva. A glass of my pure spit is all very well, but I know you're going to love drinking down this tall glass of water that I've gargled with and swished around my mouth. Everything that you swallow is going to be flavored by my mouth first.
I want to step up your total dedication to drinking my spit. A shot glass of spit and my spitting onto your face is all very well... but I want you to really prove how much you love my spit. I've decided everything you drink has to be mixed with my saliva. A glass of my pure spit is all very well, but I know you're going to love drinking down this tall glass of water that I've gargled with and swished around my mouth. Everything that you swallow is going to be flavored by my mouth first.