I open a bran new pair of sheer silky black thigh high stockings with a back seam and let you watch as I carefully put them on, gathering them before putting my toe into them and adjusting them so they show off my shapely legs perfectly. I then put on a pair of gold high heeled strappy sandals - a gift from a friend. I tap my feet and cross my legs as you watch, the heels echoing against the wooden floor and my calves shaking as I do.