Honey, I have a big big favour to ask you. You know how me and your Step-Father have been trying to get pregnant - well, you're old enough to know the truth. There's a reason why I'm not knocked up yet - I think your old man is firing blanks. See, you're not really his boy. There was a particularly attractive postman when we lived at the old house and well, the rest is history. The trouble is I don't have anyone I can call on for a quick fuck like old times and if I don't get pregnant soon then hes going to want to get tested. When they find out hes infertile then the tricky questions will ... Show more