You bought a joke remote control from the back of a magazine a few weeks back and it finally turns up. You don't exactly expect it to work, but it seems kind of funny: it has two buttons on it. One says ‘freeze' and the other says ‘strip'. It doesn't come with an instructional manual. Your step-sister's snobby friend Claudia is staying over and as a joke you point the remote at her and press FREEZE. To your shock she stands totally still, frozen in place like a statue. You keep her there for a minute or two, hardly believing it's worked, before you press STRIP and her shirt disappears. Un... Show more